Burnout Paradise: From System Crash to Motivation Blueprint

Burnout isn’t a breakdown. It’s a forced reboot.

If you are exhausted, cynical, or physically spent, your internal operating system has officially crashed. This exhaustion is actually a high-level notification from your nervous system. It is a signal that your previous timeline is no longer worth the energy it takes to maintain.

Burnout exists to remind us that a better, more aligned timeline is available right now. Our system is simply refusing to run outdated, exploitative code any longer.

Burnout Paradise is the 1-on-1 deep-work container where we stop trying to "fix" the old system and instead use the wreckage to build a blueprint to some type of personal paradise. In this deep work, we will co-create program reset codes to help you reach a state where ideas flow like water and epiphanies are unstoppable.

Path 1: Individual Session - Choose Your Container

All individual sessions are $129 USD.

Each 90-minute 1:1 video session with Lovejoy includes:

• The Radical Neutrality Audiobook: Your immediate system stabilizer ($22.22 value).
• 90 Minutes of Strategy: 1-on-1 video deep-work on Google Hangouts with Lovejoy Paradise.
• The Work Log: A full transcript of our session for you to revisit for years to come.
• Source Code Homework: Simple energetic tasks to lock in your new patterns and build momentum NOW.

Select the burnout container that fits your current glitch:

1. Creative Burnout ($129)
For the visionaries who have lost their muse and inspiration. We perform a pattern interrupt so you can return to creating for your soul and enrichment, not the algorithm.

2. Corporate Burnout ($129)
For the professionals ghosting through meetings in rooms that don't deserve their gifts. We design your exit path or a radical re-alignment so you are compensated beautifully while reclaiming your time.

3. Relationship Burnout ($129)
For those over-functioning in connections and running on an empty emotional tank. We install new boundary protocols and "Radical Neutrality" in your heart so you have more to offer yourself and others.

4. Society Burnout ($129)
For when the weight of the world has triggered a permanent "Fight or Flight" response. This is a nervous system reboot that allows you to exist in a chaotic world without being consumed by it.

5. General Burnout ($129)
For the total system-wide stall. If you don't know why you're tired, you just know you're done, we perform a diagnostic audit to find the primary "leak" and plug it with high-vibration fuel.

Path 2: Two Deep Work Sessions

THE DOUBLE-DOWN BUNDLE (Two-Session Reset)

Price: $199 USD (A deep discount—Save $59)

Why patch a broken system when you can replace it? Most timeline shifts require a two-part process: clearing the old cache and deploying the new blueprint.

The Double-Down Bundle is the fastest route to being healthy, resourced, and exactly where you belong.

The Double-Down Bundle Includes:

• Two 1:1 Strategy Sessions with Lovejoy Paradise: (Two 90-minute sessions; 3 hours total of deep work).
• Audiobook 1: Radical Neutrality — To find your center in the chaos.
• Audiobook 2: 2026 Pre-frame Audio Primer: The Mojave Meditation Spacecast — To set the frequency for your next timeline.
• Full Session Records: Detailed transcripts for both sessions for you to revisit for years to come.

This is the shift from "ghosting" through your days to stepping back into a life where you are healthy, aligned, and doing the things you love in the rooms you actually want to be in.

I can't wait to work with you, poptarts!